Jacques Tati – A tool for lifting potatoes
Jacques Cousteau – A tool for lifting cows feet
Bing Crosby – A shale heap near Liverpool (you may need to ask a Scot to describe a bing)
Mick Jagger – An inoculation campaign in Ireland
Willie Nelson – The one-eyed trouser snake
Dolly Parton – Looking a bit of a tit because of the way you comb your hair
Toulouse Lautrec – A downstairs lavatory saves walking time
Tony Hancock – Directions called out by Michael Jackson’s choreographer
Cee Lo Green – Environmentally sustainable sticky-backed plastic tape
