Wednesday, 9 February 2011

My Contributions To The Uxbridge English Dictionary

'Suffragette' - An aircraft operated by Ryan Air.
'Shampoo' - A fake dog jobbie.
'Universe' - "I went to a college, to get myself some knowledge"
'Ostracise' - Something as big as an African flightless bird.
'Idolise' - Somebody with a lazy eye.
'Trampette' - Ticket seller on the Newcastle Metro.
'Ideology' - A degree course to study personal data security.
'Semantics' - Getting up to no good on board a ship.
'Placebo' - A fake Spanish tenor.
'Condoleezza Rice' - When Sir Tim rents out his Florida house
'Cannibalistic' - A really big explosion in Newcastle.
'Bamboozled' - A Weegie on a Saturday night.